Got fidgety while trying to write, needed a brain-break. Ended up finding a “plot generator” aka a computerized mad-libs. Gave it a try for a sci-fi plot. The result :
A long, long time ago in a horrifying, horrifying galaxy…
After leaving the grizzley planet Pluto, a group of centaur fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a raunchy, space castle.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Lord Mortlevold, a slimy mage capable of homicide and even assault.
Terrified, a squeaky drawf known as Sailor Sweeny flees the Empire, with her protector, Cole Lightening.
They head for Atlantis on the planet Mercury. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Lightening uses his horrifying syth to defend Sailor.
Lightening and Drawf Sailor decide it’s time to leave Mercury and steal a gyrosphere to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of velociraptor. Lightening is attacked and the drawf is captured by the velociraptor and taken back to Atlantis.
Lightening must fight to save Drawf Sailor but when he accidentally unearths a cold penis, the entire future of the horrifying, grizzley galaxy is at stake.
Create your own plot here.